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Confederate New Year

A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.

Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.

This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.
Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.

Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.
by Durka Durka A11ah April 14, 2011
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Conbender

Ciaran is a conbender
by Lalalalaaura April 7, 2011
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confederatism

acting as a confederate, adopting a known conformist position, as per Solomon Asch's experiment, that is knowingly held whether it is correct or not, potentially to the detriment of the uninitiated, who may indeed be speaking the truth, which may result in discrimination.
a 'psychotic' patient showing lack of psychiatric 'insight' who may be therefore discriminated against by virtue of 'confederatism'.
by Pinel December 9, 2011
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Confederate Hell Raiser

A white trash hill billy who more than likely lives in a trailer court.
by LadyT_ November 22, 2014
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confederection

Confederection or confed-erection is an descriptive noun used to describe the state of being of a person obsessed with the Confederate States of America their "southern heritage". People who exhibit a confederection proudly display rebel banners and other pieces of confederacy memorabilia and many are sympathetic to the confederate cause. Some are adamant that "the south will rise again" and display thinly veiled or outright racism.
"Jee, Jim's really going all out, he's got the flag plastered on his pick up and every thing!"
"Yeah, he's got a real confederection."
by The Classiest of Bagels July 7, 2016
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Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.
After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!
by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017
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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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