Conan Bitch 

Someone who continually complains about Conan getting fired, but at the same time must not have been watching when Conan was on The Tonight Show, or else the ratings wouldn't have sucked.

FACEBOOK USER thinks that NBC is stupid for firing Conan.
Comment: Dude don't be such a conan bitch.

Conan Bitch by grayjk January 23, 2010

Conan Gray 

a person who will drop 15 seconds of a song, thus wrecking an entire fandom, and then post someone’s pet on his story like nothing happened

conan gray just made me lose my sanity but i forgive him

Conan Gray by annaleastofyourproblems January 16, 2022

Conan the Barbarian 

The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.

"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"

Conan the Barbarian by Jay Young May 24, 2005

Conan Complaint 

A complaint by a person who is half as good at his/her job as the last person in it, and yet whines before being paid $45 million to resign.

Man, seriously, that Conan Complaint actually worked with those head honchos? All he did was cost us 2.5 million customers!

Conan Complaint by JayInAtlanta January 22, 2010

Conan Obrien 

tired and lame. very. stop talking

conan is tired and lame. shut up conan.

Conan Obrien by sldd January 14, 2005

conan gray stan twt 

a pretty awesome place

people on conan gray stan twt are fucking weird lmao/lh

conan gray stan twt by asterisarat March 7, 2021

Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

Conan O'Brian by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006