Los Angeles Chargers

The team that always loses because of special teams in the NFL. Simple.

The Los Angeles Chargers suck at special teams

by Franktank_2006 December 9, 2020

sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge

The term "sweatin like nigga on a rape charge" dates right back as far as to when white man, first layed eyes on a hard working black man sweatin as he ran his daily errands and went about his business.

Simon - Dude.. suss how much Clayton is sweatin today what the fuck

Adrian - Yeah man.. hes on a rape charge i bet you would be sweatin too cunt

Simon - No shit dude.. i definitely would be sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge

by M Sizz January 11, 2017

chargie

your girl or shawty, thats bad af

guy: yo that girl is cute
me: nah back off thats my chargie

by n’xsh June 2, 2018

Cargo Shorts

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Hey cool dude, are those Cargo Shorts you're wearing?

Hell yeah they are. I've got thirty-seven pairs of gloves, six loaves of bread, two turkey sandwiches, and a meatball in my pockets right now.

by CargoShortMan July 19, 2017

charge

When your friend puts the end of a blunt in his mouth, and blows the smoke into your face while you breath in as much smoke as possible.

Gotta love a charge!

by SuperSonicX October 9, 2005

cargasm

The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.

Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.

by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

cargoyle

The act of mounting the hood of a car in broad daylight, then dropping trow, and squatting like a gargoyle. While in this mischievous squatting position, the person then shits on the hood or top of the car leaving a steaming pile. When executed to perfection, this can be the most hilarious thing you will ever see.

Everyone was caught off guard when Mike dropped his pants and cargoyled Jake's Honda Civic.

by Jimmy Shitpants January 5, 2008