chupacadupra

The Chupacadupra is the long lost brother to the chupacabra. The Chupacadupra was born in New Mexico and hasn’t met the Chupacabra. He will make you do petty tasks or else he’ll summon the chupadroopa. (He also controls fire and thinks it’s funny to speak broken Spanish. No one knows why he’s like this.)

Scout 1: “Our fire isn’t lighting!”
Scout 2: “The Chupacadupra must want us to speak broken Spanish to it again.
Scout 1: “What?! Or else what?”
Scout 2, with pure trauma: “He’ll summon the chupadroopa.”

by Cryptid scouter guy February 27, 2025

Backdoor Chupacabra

When you are eatinga nachos with your right hand and putting a dildo in your butthole with your left hand.

Emily was having a great Saturday night giving herself the backdoor chupacabra.

by Mr Sky November 3, 2018

Mujer Chupacabra

A very hairy lady. Has a really thick unibrow and has too much pride in it to shave it off. She's also built like it would seem she's got hind legs.

Person 1: I love hairy ladies!
Person 2: Hey foo, that's what you a mujer chupacabra where I come from...

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Papi Chupacabra

The antithesis of a papi chulo. A man who believes he is God’s gift looks wise, but in fact is so ugly, that looking at him will hurt your feelings.

I don’t understand her - she keeps trying to get him back because she remembers what he looked like when they met. But that was nearly 20 years ago, and Papi Chulo has become Papi Chupacabra!

by Henkitime February 2, 2024

Peruvian Chupacabra

A woman dresses up as a goat while a man inserts BBQ sauce up her anus. Upon the initial insertion the man's dominant foot is also inserted in the anus emulating a stomping motion, effectively stirring the sauce. After roughly three minutes of anal BBQ stomping the man drinks his victory juice.

P1 : Why are your leg and mouth covered in BBQ sauce?
P2 : Me and my girl just did the Peruvian Chupacabra.

by KostasT November 9, 2025