chuff pot

Fat knacker who eats to much morleys

look at that chuff pot coming out of morleys with another bucket of chicken.

by jamespolson August 11, 2006

chuff plug

a tampon,womens stuff

me girl friend's got her chuff plug in.
no shgging for me tonight

by nutzdog March 19, 2008

chuff munchers

A pair of women's trousers/slacks that provide clear anatomical detail of a lady's front bottom.

My dear, those trousers are such chuff munchers that I am able to detect your virginity

by pottytime May 12, 2008

chuff burglers

The definition of chuff burglers are

fanny flaps

e.g....

"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.

or

"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"

or

"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"

or

"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"

or

"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"

by world wide warranty moose. August 7, 2009

chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009

Chuff Chewer

A female/Lesbian who likes to drink from the furry cup and gets carried away while doing so!

That girl was so good, she's a brilliant Chuff Chewer, you need to hook up with her asap, she won't disappoint!

by OopsyDaisy2010 March 3, 2011

Chuff Butter

The thick substance found at the bottom of mixed or blended drinks.

"Aren't you going to finish your carrot juice?"

"Nah, it's just chuff butter at this point."

by big juicy avocado fries October 26, 2018