charded it up

To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.

As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.

by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 6, 2006

chodeling

1. The un-savory acts performed by a Chode Yodler
2. The offspring of a Chode Yodler

1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."

by simple_inhibition May 9, 2008

chodeloaf

A man whose penis is as long as it is wide. Like a fresh warm loaf of bread.
Baloneychub

Jeff that's a gross looking chodeloaf. his young girlfriend explains.

by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

Chodebagger

A description for a person who is a whore or a ho.

Have you seen Angel? She's such a Chodebagger!

by PeaceLoveLexi January 17, 2010

Chodeface McHiggins

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish

Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins

by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010

chode odor

A foul smell a chode has, specially when unwashed.

Dude you should really consider washing your penis. Your chode odor is stinkin up the dorm.

by Betty Chodaswipe November 12, 2010