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Cheeto Ipad

When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.
This kid is such a Cheeto iPad. He just broke a wall!
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Hot Cheeto girl

THE GIRL IN THE HALL THAT YELLS BESTFRAND AT 7AM AT SCHOOL AND EATS HOT CHEETOS IN CLASS. USES VICTORIAS SECRET SPRAY TO COVER UP HER FISHY COOCH.
Oh god here comes hot Cheeto girl, it’s Bout to smell like fishy Cheetos
by Mynameishandlebar December 18, 2019
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Chav / Chavette

Ahh the race of chavs. The newest known danger to the world, atmosphere and mainly Barry and Cogan. Chavettes - even cooler! Keep them babies comin' young mothers - WE LOVE IT! Things commonly associated with chavs - burberry, the word "like", tracksuits, dunks, hats, fags, gold earrings, booze, 50 cent, The Vibe, Creation, the words "innit, ini", the word " safe ", the word "fock" and many more! Romily park in Barry - lush place...now...chav central! It's bloody brilliant! All the shmooookers with asbo's! How fabulous!A term that represents the current youth culture of britain. Easy to spot, just look for people with gangsta limps and fake jewelery too heavy to carry. White chavs often think they're black, and black chavs just follow the rest of the rules above. Do not disrespect a chav ...to their face, or they will as I'm sure they'll tell you - "fock you up" which although sounds EXTREMELY FUN ( a bunch of chavs chasin after you shouting and swearing - GREAT:D) would most probably be painful!
The Vibe. Held at the Memorial Hall, Barry. A Splendifferous place to go chav hunting ( our favourite sport ). You walk in and instantly you can smell the chavness. Everywhere you turn you're smothered in the shortest skirts, push up bra's and tops made out of dental floss or maybe even bikini tops, caked on make up and gold hoops. As for the boys there are basketball tops, baggy jeans, hats to the side, earrings bigger than the girls. Scatty gold chains that they think are cool and just an all around essence of " YOU FIT LIKE ". The aim of the vibe is to get off with as many ugly, scatty chavs as you can but the trick is, you must not know them. The average is about 5 - 6 chavs - how exciting! And you're lucky if you get one of those people's name! The scatty pumping music that all sounds the same and the pathetic bobbing they call dancing - what a place to be.. in chav heaven:)
by Bex And Andy! July 7, 2005
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Cheetah Sneak

To punch someone ten or twelve times in as many seconds, before they even know they've been punched once.
"Yo, if that bastard looks at me funny, I'm gonna Cheetah Sneaks his ass!"
by The Cheetah Dude June 27, 2005
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chavette

Defining features of a chavette include, but are not limited to: bleached blonde, scraped back, gelled hair with "slut strands" hanging down the heavily madeup face. It will usually be smoking. Note the acrylic fake nails, tacky velour tracksuit, badly applied fake tan, eyebrows plucked to the point of no return and the attitude - middle finger constantly on the alert. May also smell like a combination of sex, smoke, Mcdonalds and cheap perfume. Yes, we have them in Australia too - they're not just limited to London, people. Only here we just call them skanks
by Saren April 19, 2006
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cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010
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cheeto voldemort

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
by luuunaaa January 15, 2017
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