John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?
Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.
John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!
Peter: I know! What a chode.
John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!
Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.
John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!
Peter: I know! What a chode.
John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!
Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
by The Great Jake September 14, 2009

'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'
'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'
'Damn I need some Breakfast.'
'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'
'Damn I need some Breakfast.'
by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006

by alyce and kailan September 26, 2003

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal
Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
by bootznkatznktzn November 7, 2011

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.
by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
by O' Baba June 6, 2017

During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.
Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.
Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.
by 25pseudonym1 September 3, 2014
