Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.

My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.

by Johna30305 August 2, 2011

Celebrity Crush

A celebrity you find attractive.
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang

C- I have a celebrity crush on Cole Sprouse. He is hot!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!

by The Tea Sis July 12, 2018

celebrity deathsave

being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself

Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.

by Moggraider July 7, 2009

Skating with Celebrities

The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.

Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)

by My name April 8, 2006

Celebrity Smasher

A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.

"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."

by Atlzone3 November 2, 2009

celebrity jumpoff

a non- famous woman who sleeps with many celebrities in order to rise to stardom. She claims to be "dating" the celebrity when everyone knows she is just letting them hit it for camera time.

"Draya Michele bad as hell, too bad she a celebrity jumpoff"

"Chris Brown must love himself a celebrity jumpoff, if he has been with Draya and Karrueche"

by funhouse_dolly October 26, 2013

celebrity insertion

the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business

Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.

by dunnro1 February 24, 2009