Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.
'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.
by Ricky 4000 February 10, 2020
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A guy who probably had his existential crisis that only the age of 16. He's the kind of guy who cries himself to sleep every night. If he has kids, He doesn't. His wife has them, Someone kidnapped them, Or some shit. Carl's get no kids. The only type of kids he gets is a class of angry teenagers who live off monster energy drinks. Carl's are usually teachers, why? because they hate their life so much so that they need to make it worse with every passing minute. By the age of five Carl's are usually alcoholics. You can't blame them. It's not their fault they were named Carl. Carl's also have a tendency to have very small penises. So small that a dwarf could top them. So small that it is impossible for a man like that to be straight. Carl's have small penises.
"oh hey that's Carl." "Doesn't he have a tiny penis?"
"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"
"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"
"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
by Stumblebunny May 3, 2020
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Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.
by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020
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most stupid and idiot human on earth. Do not be friends with carl. He will cause your suicide. He is not a good person. If u see him, do not approach him. He is dangerous and can affect your brain and your level of intelligence. IQ: -10
by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020
Get the carl mug.Carl is that’s sexy beast you see across the street. if you look her direction she’ll bark at you real seductively🥰 nothing stops her form looking gorgeous and acting crazy.
by rhinocerosshit November 30, 2020
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