cadooble

A complete fuck up

He is such a cadooble

by Katevanderblock February 15, 2017

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

carfooling

A one sided ride sharing arrangement where the other person refuses to drive, contribute to fuel expense, or use their vehicle.

She wanted us to continue carfooling so she can save money.

by BeavisBungholio November 30, 2018

Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally

Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!

by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020

Cardbovore

a person that loves eating cardboard

Omg I'm such a cardbovore, I can not wait for the cardboard fries tonight.

by _yolo_ February 7, 2022

Cadooning

Cadooning means larping, especially Star Wars larp, named after Jeremy Hartwell Cadena, because of his excessive Star Wars larp.

Jeremy: *ignites Templar Sword*

Everyone else: Stop Cadooning.

by 14_yellowface_88 March 30, 2022

Canadian Carpool

Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.

That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.

by Gabemoto April 14, 2014