Birthday Candle

Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"

No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

by JT, Rob Dog and Billy September 27, 2008

Candle

A model who tries to make peace by handing pepsi cans, and posting emojis and posts to match her ‘aesthetic’.

Candle is not welcome here.

by CEO of Spelling Mistakes & AC June 9, 2020

roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.

"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."

by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009

Carden

A sweet loving boy who is funny as hell!!! He is possibly the nicest guy u will ever meet and he is the easiest person to talk to. Carden will make you laugh every day and every secound of every day. Carden will also always y’all to you about what is going on and will always be there for you by making the situation really funny!!

“My bestfriend is Carden.”
“God damn your so lucky to have a Carden in your life.”

by 135780!? December 1, 2018

Cardell

1/2 black 1/2 samoan titan of a man. Tall dark and handsome, funny and outgoing, strong willed and minded and one of the coolest people you could ever get to know.

Cardell is a good man

by optimoman February 4, 2010

Careless

When you just dont just a fuck so hard as to the point where for a short ammount of time you stop doing anything productive and give up on life.
This usually leads to questioning the world and existence itself.

Also known as: Temporary Depression, a Disturbance in The Force, and Fuck It.

Friend 1: Dude, what's up with mike? He's just laying on his bed blankly staring at the ceiling.

Friend 2: Looks like a bad case of Careless. If you don't bother him he'll be up and active in a few minutes.

Friend 1: Alright I guess...

Mike: ............................Fuck...................this............

by The MotherFucking Batman October 6, 2011

redneck candle

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.

when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009