US Military term for the ribbons and medals a soldier has accumulated over the course of his or her term of service. Can be perjorative or neutral
TJ called tonight with good news...he got more chest candy, he finally had time to qualify on the 9mm pistol.
by paxluvfelicitas May 6, 2010
Get the Chest Candymug. i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain
*conversation between friends*
ale: who's candy ken?
wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad
kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid
ale: i hate candy ken!!!
ale: who's candy ken?
wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad
kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid
ale: i hate candy ken!!!
by lukateto12 November 11, 2019
Get the Candy Kenmug. Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
Get the strangers with candymug. by poop2019 April 2, 2012
Get the candied hairmug. After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.
by furstrules February 16, 2013
Get the sponge candymug. Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*
by Adios Bitchachos June 2, 2015
Get the Free Candymug. by juggaloo July 4, 2016
Get the Gray Candymug.