Canadian

A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?

A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-

"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".

American tourist-

"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".

by Dick driller October 16, 2010

Canadian Fruitbowl

When a man tucks his tackle between his legs to give the impression he has a vagina. The view from behind is known as a Canadian Fruitbowl

"Look darling, I have a vagina...." She replies "look at the back.... it's a Canadian Fruitbowl"

by DBeast February 28, 2009

Canadian Banana

Freezing ones penis in liquid nitrogen and inserting it into a vagina. The penis then sticks to the wall of the vagina. The male then pulls out and pulls the inside of the vagina with him, effectively turing the vagina inside out.

"Dude, I totally gave Sara a Canadian Banana last night! It's totally worth the frost bite!"

by TheBigWazz August 13, 2015

Canadian John

a person who lives his life pursuing pussy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online.
A Canadian John lives by these rules:

1-hitting a girl up in the DMs.
2-be obnoxious and get rejected.
3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser.
4-attack her appearance or personality.
5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don't want her.
6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the DMs say you were "just trolling".
7-if someone calls you a loser just say they're "mad".

Maddie: "this guy is being a real canadian john"
Aaliyah: "i would never date John the Canadian"

by Jimmy Russell November 21, 2016

Little canadian girl

Justin Bieber: a canadian boy who looks like a girl, sings like a girl and has a lesbian haircut like Ellen DeGeneres

Fangirl: OMG, Justin Bieber is so hot!!

Any person with common sense: since when are you a pedophile?

Little canadian girl: I AM a boy!

by CherryPie96 March 20, 2011

Canadian Beer

A Canadian beer is a beer that is any of the following:
a) brewed in Canada
b) strong enough to make you go blind
c) referred to as "hard alcohol" in America

Molson, Steam Whistle, Moosehead, Keith's and Lakeport are all Canadian beers.

by Master_T_ November 13, 2006

Canadian Military

The Canadian Armed Forces also referred to as the Canadian Forces or CF. The combined branches of the military forces of Canada, these being Canada's army, navy, and air force.

The Canadian Forces are charged with providing a multipurpose, combat-capable military service that is ready and able to:

* protect Canada effectively from a direct military threat;
* respond to terrorist activities;
* help Canadians during times of domestic crises caused by environmental or other disasters;
* assist government agencies to
o handle civil emergencies,
o protect Canada's fisheries,
o interdict illegal drugs,
o provide search and rescue services.

Canadian Forces also have a long history of leadership in multi-national peacekeeping and humanitarian relief efforts worldwide.

The Canadian Forces or its component regiments have fought in the War of 1812, the Fenian Raids (1841-1871), North-West Rebellion (1885), the Boer War, World War I, World War II, the Korean War, the First Gulf War, and have contributed to UN and other peacekeeping missions and undeclared wars, notably the Suez Crisis, Cyprus, Croatia, Bosnia, and the War on Terrorism (Afghanistan). Canada is a charter member of NATO and a member of the North American Air Defence treaty (NORAD).

The Canadian Military is one of the most professional and well trained military forces in the world.

by Wikipedia April 19, 2005