crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.

“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”

by YummyGummies October 13, 2017

Double Crunch

A Double Crunch is when you suck dick on a beach and he has a sandy penis but you’re no quitter

1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.

Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter

by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018

Metalli-Crunch

A riffing style popularized by legendary Metallica frontman James Hetfield. It is basically a punk-rock style rhythm meets Motorhead/NWOBHM etc (new Wave Of British Heavy Metal) resulting in a potent machine-gun gallop sounding orgasmic tune to what most Metalhead calls now as Thrash. Their milestone debut album "Kill 'Em All" introduced that kind of sound and after that it literally spawned hundreds of Thrash bands mimicing that style.

"Metallica single-handedly patented and perfected the Metalli-crunch, that's why they became a legend to the music world"

by TT Boy4 April 12, 2010

Captain Crunch

Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.

KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!

by Bird Gang 😦 October 9, 2017

Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"

by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018

Crispy Crunch

While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.

As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.

by gmatt January 14, 2009

crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007