by revan1892 March 13, 2008
by Got slurpee November 06, 2018
When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
Sally: What's up with the eye patch?
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011
Such a sexy little boy. Josh crooks are white thin and have really thick sexy legs. Every girl (and boy) wants to touch his big tits and good ass.
by Anonymous_user 2019 October 01, 2019
by k. morse June 02, 2006
A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.
by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 14, 2019
This person is an unbelievably beautiful human-being. This person is a very sweet and caring individual. This person is the type of person who will listen to anyone when they need someone to talk to. This person is someone who you should care about with all of your heart Because if you get close to this person they will care about you.
Rylee Crooks is an amazing person. Every time i think about this person i want to smile and feel like i am loved by them. This person is the person that you want to be.
by R!yab$% October 22, 2018