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Cripple sticks

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks
by Starburst jellybean February 8, 2022
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Bitch Cripple

Bitch Crippling is when someone has sex with another person and or rapes them so hard that they cant walk straight and or breaks a limb....hence to be bitch crippled....this can be used in video game terminology too....as an insult it can be used as BC
Ya last night I Bitch Crippled my girlfriend and thats why she's on crutches.

Dude I just was playing a round of COD and I Bitch Crippled everyone in the match.

You better watch yourself before you get BC'd
by Eternius December 17, 2010
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Cripple Kill

When you kill 3 crippled people within a few seconds
Adam: Duuude i just got a cripple kill!
Steve: Thaaats crazy!!!
by Svasim February 5, 2020
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crippled monkey fuck

taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.
I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.
by heyo October 18, 2006
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Cripper

(N) Proper Noun
One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.
"What happend to the hotel room last night?" "Cripper came out" "Oh, that explains it."
by TRetard December 17, 2008
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Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions
Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
by bitch you know it August 6, 2010
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Social Cripple

A person who is alway saying the most inappropriate things at the absolute worst time.

Social HandgrenadeSocial RetardSocial VegetableSocially Hazardous
Don asks "So when are you having your baby?" The woman replies. "I'm not pregnant". That is an example of a social cripple.

See also : Social Handgrenade
by Don Myers July 15, 2006
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