Blower's Cramp

often used to describe someone's face if there is a picture taken with their mouth in an O shape.
I found a great picture of George Bush with Blower's Cramp.
by fakemonster July 28, 2005
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Brain Cramp

A stupid ill-advised idea. An idea where there is a small upside with a huge downside.

Such ideas when work are called genius ideas and when they fail are called colossal failures.
Bill Belichick going for it on 4th and 2 on their own 28 against the Colts on 11/15/2009. Patriots up by 6 with 2-08 on the clock.

Belichick goes for it. Patriots are unable to convert. Colts get the ball on NE 28. P Manning throws a touchdown to Reggie Wayne. An extra point later, Patriots lose the game which they lead by 17 points.

True definition of a brain cramp.
by gr8desius November 17, 2009
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Duck-Cramp

The art of a defensive lineman faking a leg cramp in order to slow down the pace of the Oregon Duck football team's offense. A survival tactic designed and called by the head coach or defensive coordinator to prevent the defense on the field from becoming gassed.
Fake a Duck-Cramp! Make sure you fall to the ground before the center snaps the football!
by GetWellKatelynn November 19, 2010
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Ghost Cramps

The cramps you get from your period that are either before or after you are actually on your cycle therefore caused by "ghosts"
"Oh i have the worst cramps"
"Are you on your period?"
"No thats why they're so weird!"
"You must have Ghost cramps!"
"Oh, thanks for the clarification!"

Most people that get these are females on account of the fact that only women get periods.
by crampssuck February 17, 2013
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driver's cramp

(n) The cramp a new driver gets in their right leg within the first few weeks of obtaining a learner's permit or driver's license.
Oh man, my driver's cramp is killing me!
by way2muchPie4u April 09, 2010
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Buzz Cramp

A party pooper, someone who feels the need to bring everybody down by being annoying or responsible.
After a few beers at lunch, some buzz cramp has to remind us to go back to work and get some work done.
by editorcj December 20, 2007
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blowers cramp

When your lips stay puckered from too many blow jobs
Dan will you cumulative already it's been 2 hours I'm getting blowers cramp.
by bamagirls September 22, 2014
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