Courtney

A bitch who sings like an angery seagull.

Oh geez don't make me listen to Courtney again

by SmallBus May 3, 2019

Courtney

Courtney isn’t a normal girl. She cries over a show one minute but teases you the next. She has an amazing ass and won’t spare a second to see you a photo. Well she doesn’t have many girlfriends, she has a ton of guy friends. She hates being called cute, tiny, or beautiful, even though she is all of them. Well short, her personality is huge and come off rude. Though if you talk to anyone that knows her, they will tell you that she’s caring and can sense ever emotion you are feeling. She has an amazing laugh that can light up a room once it’s heard. She passes out a lot but loves to make jokes about it to make people less worried. She can’t dance and doesn’t want to unless you drag her onto the dance floor. She loves tea and cheesecake. You will fall in love with that clumsy, frizzy haired girl, the moment you meet her but you better not lose her

Guy 1- Look at her. Courtney just fell down the stairs!
Guy 2- Thats hot

by Stealurgurl October 11, 2019

Courtney

Damn, she Courtney’d you, bro.

A girl or guy who ends up with your significant other’s best friend , or her best friend’s spouse.

Angelina got Courtney’d by her bestie when she got with her baby daddy now Angelina has no one but her kids. Poor Angelina.
Jack got Courtney’d by his wife and best friend when they ran away together. Poor Jack.

by Lady Antoinette December 12, 2021

Courtney

Courtney is a sweet very loyal friend. She has been through a lot but you would never know (unless you looked at her music). She knows how to make everyone laugh. She doubts herself in everything, even tho she has ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO. She thinks she is ugly but in reality she is very beautiful, so make her feel secure and compliment her.

Random person: wow Courtney is so nice but she swears if you get to know her well enough

by Sup my dudes February 25, 2019

Courtney

She is just a cunt nothing else needs to be said

See Courtney over there she’s a cunt

by leo-opp November 9, 2022

Courtney

You, a legendary desencant of COurTNey NoODleS, founder of the trendy troopers!!!! SUper trendy and glittery. Practically SWIMMING in sass. Your fab. dont even TRY to argue. the case on that is cloooooosed.

Oh, your a COURTNEY!? That finally explains your flawless complexion and all around trendiness!

by 𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜 January 19, 2022

Courtney

Well, he's a bitch, who sucks hoes and mail-order brides from the Dark Web, he loves flirting with girls, but when he gets rejected every time, he goes into the toilet and cries his ass off, he wants to have Soad, and really wants to act all cool around his so called 'friends', but like, he secretly has none, like we're his friends only out of pity, like c'mon, who'd be HIS FRIEND? HIS FRIEND? Anyway, so yeah, to sum it up, he's a bitch.

IT'S A COURTNEY WHAT THE HELL, EW!

by Youareallmothersandfathers. May 16, 2019