cluttersome

kluht-er-suhm > adjective - used to describe an extremely disorderly assemblage; a confused or disordered state.


Origins: Bergen County, New Jersey. Cluttersome was a mis-speak, a combination of cumbersome and cluttered. It is said that the word was accidentally created by a witty young woman (who looked no more than 25 years old), while working as a book production slave for a northern New Jersey publishing company.

Melissa had so many things to think about that her mind had become cluttersome.

by MisaF August 26, 2007

Clutterbitch

A design principal that is best described as the opposite of minimalism. The term was coined by tumblr user wizardscience. The main aspects of this design style are about cramming as many random objects into a space as possible, while ensuring that they are still neatly arranged and visible (as opposed to piled up). It makes a room feel somewhat wild and overgrown, but very much alive and in use, as the excessive detailing creates a similar sensation to looking into a dense forest.

"God, I hate minimalism so much. I may be overcorrecting a little, but I'm going to decorate my room in clutterbitch style.

by Hummus hummus March 30, 2020

cluster-comment

To inform (via message) a large group of people on social networking sites (ie myspace or facebook) in an attempt to exclude members who would ordinarily be informed by posting bulletins or announcements.

Monica cluster-commented her myspace friends about her birthday party. She could have just as easily sent out a bulletin, but wanted to be selective about who she told.

by juniper love November 6, 2006

Cluster Pong

The offensive strong odour of many varied clashing aftershaves and perfumes, emanating from a group of people on a night out together. Combined into one unholy stink, this stench often catches you unaware, and chokes you as you walk down a street.

It is a cluster pong. You have been cluster ponged.

Example 1:
'Holy cow, I walked right into that cluster pong, and now my head hurts.'

Example 2:
'Lets cross the street, there's a Hen party ahead and I can't breath in that kind of cluster pong, I only have two lungs.'

Example 3:
'I would love go out drinking this Friday night, but I can't handle the hellish cluster pong. Can we make it Monday morning instead?'

by iluvwords April 25, 2009

Cluster Cunt

A group of females whom think they are very funny and cool, when really they all deserve to be in the kitchen making sandwiches.

"Jesus Christ, Bill, look at that cluster cunt over there. NONE of them are making sandwiches!"

by Lord W Teezy August 17, 2011

cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC)

A nuclear level of disorganized and disgusting clutter that one might find on a table, a desk or in a messy room. It might include partially opened mail, old half-eaten food, dirty socks, sweaty clothes and general shit people don't pick up.

Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.

Mom, I'm afraid we've let the living room get to the cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC) level, again. I'll get the shovels, you get the hazmat suits.
Or
Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?

by Traumatized December 17, 2008

Butt Cluster Bomblets

You already know what this is...it's when you're trying to take a massive dump and the turd bomb reaches the sphincter only to release tiny little bomblets. They usually are responsible for that machine gun poop that splashes your ass. It feels like you're pooping Raisnettes.

Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.

Mo: Why would you say that?

Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!

by Mikey the Panda August 4, 2008