chest crusher

A massive rip from a bong pipe blunt etc. causing violent coughing full body convultions, leading to head changes, blood-shot eyes, and a possible state of paranoia or euphoria.

Yo that chest crusher went straight to dome piece.

by BigTravUofA April 7, 2008

Cunt-chested

1) when a woman's boobs are so big that her cunt appears to be on her chest
2) when a woman with big boobs has a cold

Girl: Did you see Lucy in that dress?

Guy: hell yeah, that chick is cunt-chested

by dikcee and laverner April 24, 2017

Chest pains

When you feel a sharp ass pain in your chest and you are sure you are going to die

Person 1: hey dude how’s it going

Person 2: dude I drank 16 energy drinks this morning

Person 1: bro wtf
Person 2: my chest hurts oh shit I’m gonna die oh shit

Person 1: ohhh you gettin Chest pains?
Person 2: bvtvfwbygwbgbqyqbgyqbqb

by Mondoowadaoooo January 24, 2022

Chest Bollocks

Reference to women's breasts.

Oi Dave! look at the chest bollocks on that!!

by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011

Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!

“what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”

by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023

Chest With Legs

A girl who has a stereotypically attractive body but has an undesirable face and personality.

"Man, if Mia wasn't just a chest with legs, I'd probably have a crush on her."

by GSwoob December 29, 2018

Tool Chest

A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.

Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."

by Demonball March 20, 2015