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ceo of water

One of the four ceo lords. controls all water. you can only summon them by reciting the ancient ceo texts. their name is Jason Leman
Johnny: hey, have you heard of the new ceo of water?

Bob: no, who is it?

Johnny: Jason Leman, apparently he break the kneecaps of anyone who doesn't drink atleast 8 cups of water a day.
by Ceo Of Aether February 20, 2020
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CEO Murder

So when I don't give a shit about people dying, me bad... When you don't give a shit, you good? Right? Like, to do this to me you have to violate some of your own moral presuppositions... So, how are you not petty desperate people taking your lack of control out on a dissident? Like, controlling women's body wrong but controlling my mind and life not wrong? How are you 'good?'
Hym "This is exactly why I don't feel bad about your kids getting murdered, by the way. Your collective response the CEO murder is illuminating though... I would wager... That whether or not you identify with the CEO determines whether or not you're apathetic about his death. The same could be said about the Jordan Neely death... And here I am in the strange position of identifying with BOTH! Do you ever actually reconcile with the limitations of your own empathy? This is what I meant when I said you're incapable of being the thing you need to be to defeat me..."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
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the CEO

Anything about the business, don't ask me. Wanna have some fun, pin me! I'm the CEO.
by Narcissistic Cannibal November 29, 2023
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CEO

by Gummybearsareoverated64 April 11, 2022
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the ceo of eating ass

the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.
oh shit! I didnt pray to the ceo of eating ass before eating her ass, I might be in trouble!
by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019
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ceo bod

When you are above average in fitness physique, but not to the extent of being a professional bodybuilder because of the nature of your entrepreneurial business that demands vast amount of time focus & energy, but not willing sacrifice your fitness for business.
Damn, that Randal Lvft guy has a ceo bod…
by Zeustheolympian November 28, 2021
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ceo bod

When you are above average in fitness physique, but not to the extent of being a professional bodybuilder because of the nature of your entrepreneurial business that demands vast amount of time focus & energy, but not willing sacrifice your fitness for business.
Damn, that Randal Lvft guy has a ceo bod…
by Zeustheolympian November 28, 2021
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