A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
by Johna30305 August 02, 2011
A celebrity you find attractive.
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang
C- I have a celebrity crush on Cole Sprouse. He is hot!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!
by The Tea Sis July 13, 2018
being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself
Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.
by Moggraider July 08, 2009
Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)
by My name January 23, 2006
Referring to the popular McDonalds sandwich ("My saucy celebration" as advertised on posters) which can be mistaken for the climax of sexual intercourse.
by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011
the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business
Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.
by dunnro1 October 21, 2008
a non- famous woman who sleeps with many celebrities in order to rise to stardom. She claims to be "dating" the celebrity when everyone knows she is just letting them hit it for camera time.
"Draya Michele bad as hell, too bad she a celebrity jumpoff"
"Chris Brown must love himself a celebrity jumpoff, if he has been with Draya and Karrueche"
"Chris Brown must love himself a celebrity jumpoff, if he has been with Draya and Karrueche"
by funhouse_dolly October 26, 2013