The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling

A meme template in which you either:
1. Repeat what someone said, but every word is replaced with an antonym, or has a variant of "not" put before it and symbols are swapped.
(Not all requirements need to be met)

2. Say that something is its opposite

(1)
Person 1: It was awesome playing with you! See you sometime soon.
Person 2: Something else wasn't terrible not working without me. Don't see me never never!
Person 1: Ah yes, The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling.

(2)
Person 1: Have you heard of "Your Mother"?
Person 2: Your Mother is your father.
Person 1: Ah yes, The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling.

by Rubixed Cube July 14, 2022

Celibbatical

An extended break from sex.

I had to take a celibbatical to see if the burning sensation went away.

by FnClassy September 22, 2013

celiac quack

once you celiac, youre bound to quack

Me: Does this coke have quack in it?

Me: Fuck I mean gluten

-celiac quack-

by quackster911 November 17, 2022

Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing

Valeria is the best person u will ever meet. She is so kind, pretty, funny, considerate, sometimes can be kinda dumb (in a good way), & she is just such a genuine person in general. I don't think I've ever met someone as amazing as her. She makes me laugh so hard & I hardly ever understand her because she never makes sense. She doesn't care what others think about her and cheers me up whenever I'm not feeling my best. There's never a day where Valeria fails to make me laugh. She is like this bright light that came into the earth and whenever you're around her you can feel your mood completely change. She's the one person I come to with literally everything and Ik that I can trust her. I feel like I've known her all of my life & I don't know what I would do without her. She used to have a very questionable fashion sense but it was only a phase so it's all good now. Except for the fact that she has so much cute clothes and wears the same things everyday 👀 hehe. (One time she wore the same jeans for like a whole week straight I think maybe even more). She also has the mind of a little kid and can forget stuff very easily just like that one time where she was at the mall and she bought new jeans and then she went to the play structure area and left and literally forgot about them and left them there.

(i have to write on here because it says ive written too much on the top) ...She also freaked out once when we went to the mall because she couldn't find her credit card and she had forgotten where she put it, but I came to the rescue and found it literally inside of her bag 🤦🏽 ♂️. Her boyfriend is Cole Sprouse and she hates cheese. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. Takis are her EVERYTHING. I swear she finishes a whole party size bag in hours. I mean I can't lie Takis are amazing and also my favorite sooooo 🤷🏽 ♂️. She doesn't care about school in the slightest so don't expect her to complete her homework :) Don't touch her face or neck or any part of her with your nasty dirty hands because she will get mad and tell you that you're going to give her acne. She is also muy rude because she is deciding to leave me to live somewhere else when I clearly offered her to move in with me 😔. Anyways I can write a whole book about her but I'll just leave it here. If ur reading this Vale, I love you x infinity more than you'll ever know and ty for being in my life. U are my best friend forever & I am going to miss u so much 🥺💗

Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing is MY BEST FRIEND ONLY MINE ;) hehe

by jime.gomez May 20, 2020

Celine

The most beautiful girl. usually had an hourglass frame and brown or greens eyes. very genuine, known for a huge heart. Has a great body, and beautiful face... just one of a kind. everyone wants to be her.

wow i wish i was celine!

by i8you July 13, 2012

Cecilio

Cecilio is everything you never knew you needed. He will surprise you at every turn. He is funny as hell, caring, and has best interest at heart for most. His sense of humor is edgy and very inappropriate with many sexual inuendos. He’s very witty and great for banter. Cecilio is the hardest working man you’ll ever know. Always on time, always show up, and does the work that nobody else wants to do. He has walls, but with the right touch you’ll be rewarded with the greatest prize. You will find a fiercely loyal man who protects those he loves til death. His emotions are deep rooted, and his love once it’s earned is unwavering. He doesn’t see what a great guy he is. He doubts his value, but he is priceless. And let me tell you, the sex is great. The best actually. His in tune emotions seem to come out when he’s inside of you. You’ll be screaming in seconds. You’re the luckiest if you have Cecilio. There aren’t many good guys, but he is definitely one.

Girl 1: “ I need a man to marry.”
Girl 2: “ Good luck with that. Cecilio is taken.”

by PennyCase October 16, 2018

Popcorn Ceiling

The cheap ceiling texture commonly used in the 70s and 80s. Builders would spray 'popcorn' on the ceilings of homes and justify it to sellers by feeding them a line of bull about better sound insulation or better appearance. The real reason for the 'popcorn' it turns out is because its cheap and if a builder does have to pay some guy to texture and paint every ceiling, it can save them some serious money. The 'popcorn' unfortunately does nothing for sound insulation (though there might still be those today who claim it does) and it's pretty damn ugly, especially as it collects dirt over time.

Omg! That sauce just got all up in the popcorn ceiling! That shit is never coming off!

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeck February 13, 2009