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cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.
Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.
by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009
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cankerblossom

a "blossom" of pus that comes out when a canker bursts. Usually used only in Shakespearean plays.
Midsummer Night’s Dream, 3.2.282-284. Herm. “O me! You juggler! You cankerblossom!/ You thief of love! What, have you come by night/ And stol’n my love’s heart from him?”
by KarlatheGreat February 18, 2009
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wrist cankle

Morbid obisity of the wrists, resembling that of a calf-ankle.
"I bought you a braclet, but forgot to take in to account your wrist cankles."
by the great pair of deuces March 9, 2012
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cankle

Where the calf and ankle merge to become one large stalk and takes on a tree-trunkish appearance
I have cankle sores.
by me November 14, 2003
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Anus Canker

Literal: A raw white, or sometimes red soar in or around the stink hole. A herpes like infection caused by a tearing of the anus, an ingrown hair follicle or the combination of shaving and bleaching.

Guttural: An insult of one who is annoying, intrusive, overbearing and nagging.
Damn, Terry is such an anus canker, I wish he would just go away.......
by dabigmoose January 24, 2007
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cankles

Lack of narrowing of the lower calf where it meets the foot.
It's amazing that guy can get his shoes on with those cankles.
by SimonPure September 17, 2010
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cankle

When the calf of a woman/man seems to fuse to the foot, not leaving any slimness between these two points. Mostly tubbos (really morbidly obese people) have these goin on.
1)That really, enormously chunky lady over there had some insane cankles.

2)If anybody finds cankles attractive, something is seriously wrong with you.
by Elm0 January 1, 2007
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