You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear
by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023
Instead of using shitty febreeze, try out cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.
Nick: Ashley's cumming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.
by Papa's Penis December 14, 2010
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
by JPK and AWS October 07, 2010
a sex act during which a woman farts in the direction of a males genitalia as he 'peaks', thus blowing out the 'candle' (normally in the direction of the males face)
bloke 1: my girlfriend is getting too experimental, she wanted to dutch candle me last night
bloke 2: Wtf
bloke 3: that's awesome
bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3
bloke 2: Wtf
bloke 3: that's awesome
bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3
by Johnnytotal August 07, 2006
That moment when you're with two people making out and you're alone watching them or standing next to the couple we say you're holding a candles 5candles to be exact because you're shining a light for the kissing couple. Word of advice, move away, you look like an idiot. So don't go with your sister and her boyfriend to the movies.
Going to dinner with your brother and his girlfriend and they start kissing and you're left one man you'd be holding candles
by 69bars November 11, 2012
male sticks his erected penis in womans ear, pulls out and woman sucks him off till he gives her a money shot!
by kyshiabrent July 10, 2009