Anything that is lame, weak, or not enjoyable in any way, can be summed up with the phrase loose butthole. Seeing as most people don't enjoy a stretched crack, this term should be reserved for only the most deserving moments.
" I can't believe i wasted $10 to see Battle: Los Angeles"
" Yeah that movie was loose butthole."
" The loosest!"
" Yeah that movie was loose butthole."
" The loosest!"
by BearssFan October 2, 2011
Get the loose buttholemug. This is a huge ice cream sundae that is topped with melted chunky peanut butter. drizzled with chocolate syrup, and dusted with coco power. Whip cream can be used to make a creamy dusty butthole
Danm Joe you ate that dusty butthole like a pro!
Joe: i know i have a little brown on my face still .
Joe: i know i have a little brown on my face still .
by MS :) October 28, 2010
Get the Dusty Buttholemug. Defined as when you drink to much you loss feeling in your butthole. It's like whiskey dick but for the butthole.
Last night I got really drunk and decided to try anal for the first time because I got whiskey butthole.
by Smalls1980 August 7, 2021
Get the Whiskey buttholemug. A troll placed in the butthole to prevent a young boy being molested or participating in anal intercourse.
by Goochterminator26 November 8, 2015
Get the butthole trollmug. by Banter4 life November 23, 2015
Get the Butthole plummug. A low dollar alcohol purchase when you are desperate to get drunk but you don't have any money, generally tastes so bad you would think you were drinking it directly from someone's butthole.
I reached a new low today - Had to use the change in the sofa cushions and buy a pint of Butthole Bourbon just to get a buzz. I really need a job.
by c@pper April 3, 2021
Get the Butthole Bourbonmug. Butthole hair in my ass
“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”
“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”
by Marlin lover 758 January 13, 2018
Get the butthole hairmug.