Brittney

A virgin girl who is fat, short, annoying, weird and has no ass. She will ask you awkward questions about your sex life because she's never been touched and is curious. Often stares at other girls when they are changing clothes, in an awkward way. Brittneys may be lesbians for lack of men wanting them.

Omg she's so fat an annoying? She's such a Brittney.

by BeefyQueef69 June 21, 2011

Brittney

Has an extremely long neck. Will deep throat anything except an actual dick. She screams all the time and flinches at the slightest movement. She's very book smart but basically a vegetable when it comes to street smarts. Yet she claims shes a thug. She loves Tom Cruise, and hates being called Britney Spears. She's pretty much a basic white girl in most ways.

Reilly: "That girl seems pretty slow"

Gage: "But she aced all her finals"
Reilly: "She must be a Brittney"

by John Neiger Smith May 16, 2017

Brittney

Ugly, stinky, smelly, annoying girl. Nobody like her because she is a loner. She sucks, even more than a vacuum.

"Ugh something stinks"
"Oh, it must be Brittney"

by Tiffany ramirez February 2, 2019

Brittney

Brittney is typically a name for the biggest whore in your county. Derived from a Brittney from lemoore. Brittney has most likely screw everyone in a 100 mile radius and will screw your boyfriend out of spite. Super pretty on the outside but the inside is the ugliest thing you’ll ever see. Beware of a Brittney, she has dick breath

Did you hear about the party last weekend? Brittney screwed every guy there in one night

by RichieMcRich007 July 30, 2019

Brittney

The ugly way to spell Brittany or Brittany. If you know a Brittney, you probably wish you didn't. She is a mean person, who can not be trusted. She is also a fugly slut whore and skank. She tends to be a Bitch at times, earning the nickname Bitchney. If you know her, you probably know that she compares herself to Mary Poppins, thinking she is perfect in every way. (Which she is not) She also likes to TRY to steal your men. So, ladies, LOCK HIM UP! She tends to think she is the hottest thing to walk this earth, when in reality, she is quite ugly.

Girl: hey Honey, lets go indoors.
Boy: why?
Girl: she looks like a Brittney.
Boy: oh no!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOYS! A BRITTNEY IS COMING THROUGH.

she looks kinda bitchy, she must be a Brittney.

She isn't very pretty.
Yea... I think she's a Brittney

by secret sav November 6, 2012

Brittneee

Known widely as a slut in the rave/club scene.

Look at her over there she's such a brittneee

by maxxurito12 January 9, 2013

Brittknee

When your knee is weak and brittle , could break any day now....
You would say , break a leg, but fear for the worst.
Say your last wishes., requests, any sauces , new condiments etc,..refills..

Carey my purse, Juan. My brittknee!......ah( cries)

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022