boober

someone that is obsessed with boobies.

*Gertrude fondels her boobies*
Lana: Oi that Gertrude girl is such a fecking boober, not as much as that Reeta though, she should be imprisioned for what she's done.

by harriet April 16, 2004

booner

when your hyper, and try to say boner, but instead you say booner.

OMG! he popped a booner

by jessyca August 11, 2004

Booner999

Official URCF, Creater of Boonisms, Over-exploiter of the IGHP

Booner999 is the ultimate URCF

by Ratchetanclank November 29, 2004

boobery

The act of doing something worthless and yet completely awesome.

So what did you and the guys do last night? Just a little boobery.

by p.walnutts October 24, 2009

boober

a contest wherein women or girls take part competing with one another in showing their boobs and the one with the most beautiful boobs is declared winner. The contest may be of two types: one is among the implanted or surgically enlarged boobs and the other is among all the boobs.

She won the boober and carried home a purse of USD 20,000.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2012

Boober

Guys have boners, girls have boobers. A boober is when a girl is laying down and their boobs look like they are about to fucking attack their face. -- some have this problem when big 48 DD girls try to wear push up bras.

hey matt, did you see that girl on the video chat with elizabeth? She had the biggest boober!

by QeizuS69316 / lizattaldo April 22, 2011

boober

When your boob get harder due to a sexual attraction to another human being/ or when it is cold outside !

Jill: Did you see Greg today
Tina: OMG! Yes, i got a major boober

by SexyBeast12xo December 21, 2008