Boobs

Nature's pillows.

Girl: We need new pillows.
Guy: Why? What's wrong with your boobs?

by The Killer Squirrel September 2, 2010

boobs

the big amazing looking objects that girls have, everyone likes to look at them, and when your listening to a speech that your girlfreind is saying, you can look at these till its over, meanwhile all you have to do is nod your head and say "uhuh"

guy*stares at her basketball sized boobs"
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)

by d,d, January 30, 2008

boobs

The mountains found in heaven

He: Where are you?
Me: Hiking
He: Where?
Me: Ask your girlfriend to look down at her boobs.

by Sir Robert Adams April 20, 2010

Boobs

1. Nice squishy things.

I like squeezing boobs.

by Guiisawesome May 23, 2010

For the boob

Doing something to end up having sex with someone.

Guy # 1: Why'd you buy your girlfriend all that crap anyways?

Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).

by lifeliver February 28, 2009

Boobs

A lesbians birthday present!

Person 1: Hey! I got you a present,
Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: boobs!
Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*

by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021

boob

A soft, sexy, and erotic part of a women's body, often rubbed or played with during foreplay.

Before I had sex with Stacie, she took great pleasure in my rubbing of her boobs.

by Candice Michelle February 17, 2008