Bonerful

When something is so wonderful you pop a Boner.

It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.

by Andrew Tompson January 18, 2009

bonerism

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

by Jameson February 6, 2005

Bonerable

The rebound condition of a girl as a result of being dumped, making her easy.

1.Yo, that girl is so bonerable right now, you should try and hit that.

2. Guy 1: I heard Kelly just got dumped by Fred.
Guy 2: Haha yeah, she's so bonerable right now...excuse me for a minute...

3 Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me? Am I not good enough? I'll show him, I'll sleep with he friend tonight.
Girl 2: Oh Kelly, don't be so bonerable.

by C scott November 2, 2007

bonerability

The unwritten scale on how likely some one is to get boned. More commonly used towards women.

Guy 1: "What do you think her bonerability is?"

Guy 2: "I give her an 8."

by Haseo14 March 21, 2011

boner

When your wiener gets hard due to the rushing of blood into it. Happens usually when you are horny. Or when you first wake up in the morning.

The boy got a boner from watching porn

by buuuddy April 16, 2011

bonerable

The quality of being attractive. Usually refers to somebody a male would like to have sex with.

That chick is totally bonerable.

by Tom Anderson October 18, 2004

bonerring

a large number of guys giving and recieving anally forming a circle

I heard there was a 50 guy bonerring at the gay club last night

by danbomb July 24, 2008