After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.
Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.
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mate i went out with no money last night and ended up going to a party full of bitches and getting drunk as fuck
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night
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of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
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