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belgian waffles

by stoutmemes March 18, 2018
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Belgian Waterfall

A Belgian Waterfall is when a guy ejaculates in his partners mouth then tickles them intensly to the point that the semen shoots out their nose. The same way that orange juice comes out your nose when you laugh.
Alex Willard received a belgian waterfall from Micho the other night and had to go get surgery on his nose.
by Belgian fool February 18, 2010
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belgian dip

The act of Lando Commando doing a dance move which involves him dipping his ass down to the floor and then going back up in a sexy "dipping" motion,this has nothing to do with nuts in anybodies mouths.
"look at that dance move,it's the belgian dip!"

bahahahha
by miss-kittie September 4, 2009
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Belgian Hotpocket

When a man shits into a womans vagina and then fucks it and enjoys the warm sensation
He sure knows how to make a good belgian hotpocket
by raul tha "plumber" April 29, 2011
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Belgian Kiss

A shit stain left on the bed sheet from a lazy wiper
The maid wasn`t to pleased to find a guest had left her a belgian kiss

She never wiped her arse properly and belgian kissed the egyptian cotton
by wool dog February 23, 2011
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Belgian Waffle

A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.
"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"
by Not James. May 3, 2009
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Belgian Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Belgian Oven involves belching into a enclosed space of some sort and trapping another person in with the smell.
Billy was lying in bed with his girlfriend when he suddenly belched into the space under the covers and trapped her underneath, thereby Belgian Ovening her. She broke up with him shortly after.
by IsabellaP November 21, 2010
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