Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

by Moodypoodyrudy December 15, 2021

milk bending

Stroking a penis till ejaculation. Without touching it physically.

Milk bending "Shit i think I've just been milk blended"

by Ricecakesxp August 18, 2014

Snow Bearding

The homosexual act of jizzing on another man's beard followed by zig zaging your dick through it.

"I went snow bearding last night and I think there is some Spunk still in here

by Nextode January 26, 2016

Kidney Beaning

Kidney beaning is when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says "It's your turn now"

Guy 1: Oy, last night me and me and Jessica were kidney beaning so good.
Guy 2: Yeah, me and Monica do 2 straight minutes each, Bro

by Dr. Phil 28279181093 February 6, 2018

Arizona Branding

When park your car in the sun and the seat belt clip burns you when you get into you car

Fuck its so hot out my Prius gave me an Arizona branding

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

audrey branding

a girl who doesn’t know her place in life yet, but will get there soon. She lights up a room as soon as you see her. She’s the best best friend anyone could ever ask for and you can’t take her for granted, she’s a rare one. she’s crazy but... special.

hey do you know Audrey Branding?
No, I don’t care

by brandinganonymous February 25, 2021

Bending the Cheese

To take the piss

Aww dude you just bent the cheese right out of him.

You are bending the cheese, mother fucker.

by Shady Neo September 24, 2008