by @bigsammy610 February 27, 2018
Get the Squid Beakmug. someone who is extreamly freakish and strange! A freak with a beak is a total weirdo, just like a weirdo with a beardo! Or maybe they would be obserd, like a bird prehaps!? They may also be harsh, harsh with a mostashe! Alternativly they could be sly, with a lazy eye! hmm.
person A: BLEEEEACCHH DDDIINGG DONGG WAKKAA WOOHHH PAPAPAAAANTTT SHAAKAAA LAAKKKAAA MEEEIIOOOWWW WOOOFFF WOOOOFFF! HEEELLOO, WAANAA RIDE IN MY BOAT? EH? EH?
person B: ..... (raises an eyebrow)
person A: EH? EH? maaaddddwwoooohh pooopp
person B: God, you really are a Freak with a beak!!
person B: ..... (raises an eyebrow)
person A: EH? EH? maaaddddwwoooohh pooopp
person B: God, you really are a Freak with a beak!!
by Elzepopz May 26, 2009
Get the Freak with a beakmug. A squid beak is similar to a camel toe. It is the visible sign of a woman wearing underwear and trousers which are too tight.
Squid beak is used when the woman in question is a horrid minger and no-one wants to see her revolting flange.
Squid beak is used when the woman in question is a horrid minger and no-one wants to see her revolting flange.
Check out that fat minger. She's got a massive smelly squid beak and she doesn't know that her undercarriage is on show.
by ___oooOOOOooo___ November 20, 2006
Get the squid beakmug. Masterbation useing all four fingers and thumb over the tip of your erect penis. if ur a fatty with a small nob
Sam's penis is soo small he cannot fit his palm around its shaft, so he has to engage in eagle beak masterbation.
Now sam can masterbate all day.
Now sam can masterbate all day.
by David Wales April 8, 2008
Get the Eagle Beakmug. The act of someone shoving their nose into someone else's foreskin. Usually occurring after ejaculation of the sperm.
Person 1: I heard that Sally and Kyle preformed the act and process of Turtle Beaking.
Person 2: Really? Why that is a rather strange way to express each others devotion towards one another.
Person 2: Really? Why that is a rather strange way to express each others devotion towards one another.
by Korgath the Barbarian November 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Beakingmug. A term used to define all races, colors and creeds of a group of people over the age of 60 who tend to roam around super markets, more often than not at Market Basket -- or "The Basket" -- a New England super market chain, at such an amazingly slow pace that it is hard to comprehend. In addition, while they are roaming, they have no fucking clue what the hell they came to the store to buy and thus look at every item on the shelves in a side to side, or up and down manner making their nose -- or beak -- very amusing to watch, especially when in packs. The term scissor comes from what these people need to use to clip the hairs in their beaks.
Otis - "I can't believe how many scissor beaks were congregating at the checkout line at The Basket this morning."
by A7XRockkr June 25, 2009
Get the Scissor Beakmug. by The Griz Brotherhood May 18, 2009
Get the pack a beakmug.