Bauer

Adjective: A word that describes Dominick Nemier for wearing Eddie Bauer clothing.

Noun: Used as a replacement for any word for humor

Warning Bauer is a mild form of retardation

Adjective: Man, Bauer is an absolute spazoid

Noun: Holy Bauer did you see that spazoid

by Crackheadbauer October 25, 2019

Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.

I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

or

Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.

by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009

Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.

I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.

by stupid101 September 30, 2011

Sophie Bauer

An ugly lamo

Wow Sophie Bauer is such an ugly lamo.
Plus she smells like ëggš

by Leroy Brown July 14, 2020

Bauer

Something or someone epic

Dude, that’s so bauer!

by Bauer oh December 17, 2021

Pulling a bauer

losing a bunch of weight and getting hotter

Yo I'm gonna be pulling a Bauer and losing a bunch of weight and getting hot

by Pulling a bauer October 27, 2015

Chelley Bauer

She is the most amazing person that has ever walked this earth, and just her touch sends shivers down your spine, and the thought of her smile makes your world stop

Chelley Bauer is fucking amazing

by _K1NGC September 19, 2019