prescient 

knowing before everyone-else, i.e. being a smart-ass - the kind of word utilised by someone who spends a considerable amount of time perusing large dictionaries in the hope of coming across obscure and rarely spoken words that they can try and integrate into their everyday conversation in order to impress his/her colleagues/friends.

prescient, oracular, vatic (of course you knew this already, didn't you..?)

prescient by mehhhh... May 24, 2010

present mic 

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

present mic by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

Presentation Michael 

Evil twin of the My Hero Academia character, Present Mic. Presentation Michael is gay, a war criminal, and has a very large dick.

Yeah Present Mic is cool, but i like his twin, Presentation Michael way better. Have you seen that guy's dick?

Presentation Michael by pissypiss January 2, 2021

Russian President

The Russian President is the person in charge of Russia. The current Russian President is Vladimir Putin, but not for long. In 2020 the Russian will Vote Kokichi Ouma as their new leader

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Russian President?
Person 2: You mean Kokichi Ouma?
Person 1: Yeah! He's a way better President than Vladimir Putin was
Person 2: Yes he is

Russian President by Vote Kokichi Russian President May 17, 2020

President Douchebag 

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017

President Baby syndrome 

A person with President Baby syndrome is selfish, throws tantrums when criticized, complains constantly, is obsessed with money, doesn't believe rules should apply to him, and is the president of a sovereign country. This is a specific form of King Baby syndrome, a common term in the addiction recovery field. Some psychologists, in fact, believe that President Baby syndrome is a consequence of when King Baby syndrome is suffered by a critical number of individual voters.

Dunno about you but I'm not looking forward to at least four years of normalized President Baby syndrome.

President Baby syndrome by Wilma Auld January 6, 2017

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation by Jabrill combey June 1, 2017