Batman Wannabe

A tryhard in call of duty who thinks he/she is in FaZe or a major clan. Usually does not know how to even trickshot.

Oi!!! cmon m8 stopping being such a Batman Wannabe you can't even hardscope!

by Scrub_Reker May 31, 2015

Batman kid

A term used to describe an orphan or a young child who is without parents. The phrase draws inspiration from the iconic superhero, Batman, whose own backstory includes the loss of his parents during childhood. Just as Batman overcame adversity to become a symbol of justice and resilience, a "Batman kid" may symbolize strength, determination, and the capacity to thrive despite challenging circumstances.

(1.) I killed my parents and now I am Batman kid. (2.) I was working with the mmmm, the Batman kid. Do you mean the orphan? YES, that's the word!!

by notthebatmankid October 25, 2023

Shag Baton

A penis. Normally a large penis

'Man you should have seen her face when i got the old Shag Baton out........She was lovin' it'

by MongyMax December 1, 2007

signalling batman

when your nuts stick to the sides of your leg put a flashlight behind em and he will be there in no time

"dang dude my nuts are sticking to my legs"
"your signalling batman! quit it!"

by the masked headless horseman September 21, 2009

to batman

to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily

Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"

Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"

by junglejamknightkablam April 14, 2010

Batmanning

The act of taking someone out to the movies, and walking through an alley, and shooting them.

Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"

by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017

Bation Station

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.

don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.

by qwik5 October 22, 2010