bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.

Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"

by Shevvi November 2, 2014

Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk

I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Bathroom Meeting

When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.

You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.

by RottenPotato69xx June 15, 2019

bathroom bitch

A man who regularly leaves the work area "to use the bathroom" accompanied by his mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence.

Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".

"Hey Johnny, it's really busy today, I'm having a hard time keeping up with all these walk in repairs, have you seen dippy or sippy?"

"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"

by monkeematic October 4, 2016

bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.

I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.

by kytx September 22, 2016

Bathroom Blogger

Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.

Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.

by Chaz Burgundy November 4, 2007

public bathroom

The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.

Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.

by gooftroop69 September 24, 2011