Bates

Constantly has a dip in their lip and loves to spit before saying one or two words. After the fact, Bates will then stare you in your eyes while pondering about the various flavors dip has to provide.

What are your thoughts on the current political contingencies? Bates: *Spit* good sir

by BatesUrban January 10, 2021

Bates

Means the pinnacle of average, lazy, stoner retard with no ambition or drive

To be a fucking bates. Stop being a bates. What a bates

by Batessyndrome May 1, 2021

Batery's version of Dora

Batery is a stupi person who calls the HumanPotato names Such as: Dora the explorer

Batery: Dora the EXPLORER!

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: shut up

HumanPotato: -_- that is Batery's version of Dora

by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by SifuBates June 23, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by мастер Бейтс July 1, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do.

See also: lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by мастер Бейтс July 3, 2021

Bates

The act of beating one’s girlfriend

“Did you hear perran just did a bates”

by Peniscrusher July 20, 2021