you got basted

It when the baser touches something smelly or gross Like your foot or some other body part normally not discovered ect. And then brushes the other person normally wife or girlfriend in face front and back with your hand while saying "you got basted."

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

the basting can be blocked by the victim, if the victim can block one or more of the brush strokes the the actor must "re-dip" or the basting does not count

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

by nickv12 July 24, 2011

Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.

Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.

by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 2, 2018

Baste

When an act is not beneficial to your in-group but you want to sarcastically imply that it is.

Hey man did you hear that Trump granted illegal immigrants amnesty?

Yeah fellow pede! That's FUCKING BASTE!

by Mordecai Bergenburg February 23, 2018

booty baste

"booty baste" refers to inserting substances with a turkey baster inside the rectum for the purpose of absorbing the substance to feel the effects faster and stronger then taking oral.

last night i had my girl shove a turkey baster full of drugs in my ass. i use to booty bump now i booty baste.

by chrispyq May 14, 2014

Drawing si Baste Duterte

An event in 2025 where Sebastian Duterte challened the PNP Chief in a fight. The PNP Chief welcomed the invite and provided even provided the venue. Sebastian Duterte then fled to Singapore to avoid said fight.

Drawing si Baste Duterte!

by shouldhaveregbackin2005 July 26, 2025