A sport most people would say is boring but those people are people who don't know shit about it. This sport is America's Past Time because of what it has done for the nation. It has kept The United States united throughout time, just think of 9/11. After the "terrorist" attacks in 2001, Baseball's World Series brought the United States together in a time of struggle and pain.
Baseball is also the only fair sport there is. You have to pitch the baseball over home plate to get strikes which leads to getting outs to end an inning and eventually the game for nine innings or more in case of a tie leading to extra innings. The pitcher has to throw the Baseball over home plate it allows the opposing team to be able to hit the ball, if they can. You can't run out a clock like in other sports; you have to throw strikes in order to win.
It is also a very difficult game. Take a Baseball player and put him in any sport and he will compete. Take any other athlete and throw him a 95 mph (mile per-hour) fastball and he won't touch it.
Michael Jordan, greatest Basketball player of all time, retired from Basketball in his prime to play Baseball then decided not to continue because of how difficult this sport is.
"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and still be considered a good performer," as said by Hall of Famer Ted Williams.
Other sports are great too but Baseball is G.O.A.T
Baseball is also the only fair sport there is. You have to pitch the baseball over home plate to get strikes which leads to getting outs to end an inning and eventually the game for nine innings or more in case of a tie leading to extra innings. The pitcher has to throw the Baseball over home plate it allows the opposing team to be able to hit the ball, if they can. You can't run out a clock like in other sports; you have to throw strikes in order to win.
It is also a very difficult game. Take a Baseball player and put him in any sport and he will compete. Take any other athlete and throw him a 95 mph (mile per-hour) fastball and he won't touch it.
Michael Jordan, greatest Basketball player of all time, retired from Basketball in his prime to play Baseball then decided not to continue because of how difficult this sport is.
"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and still be considered a good performer," as said by Hall of Famer Ted Williams.
Other sports are great too but Baseball is G.O.A.T
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Also tends to cover the eyes and ears of anyone who wears one.
Mostly worn by blacks or latinos in urban communities (male or female).
Also tends to cover the eyes and ears of anyone who wears one.
Mostly worn by blacks or latinos in urban communities (male or female).
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To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".
Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
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Get the Living room baseball mug.A special, and very unique man-boy that hails from the Sugarland Run area of Sterling, VA. He is always seen wearing a baseball uniform and riding a different, defunct bike, usually multiple times daily. He seems to be everywhere, at all times. He is usually carrying a 44 oz. Big Gulp, which he likes to feed to your dogs. Likes to claim that he is a masseuse, and will gladly provide a massage to the ladies, free of charge, of course.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
by valhegen June 19, 2017
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Get the Russian Baseball mug.hitting on a person of the opposite gender; an extension of the physical stages in a relationship defined as first base, second base, third base, and homerun. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Person1: Yesterday, my friend broke the bro code. He played baseball instead of coming with me to the concert.
by Hofstadter February 10, 2010
Get the baseball mug.A sport that most people reject these days, because it has nothing to do with lacrosse. Also, people say they hate people who play it because the sport is too "slow and boring."
The bitches don't realize professional lax gives you enough money to get passed taxes. On the other hand, if your a professional baseball player, you get enough money to buy 3 fucking countries.
UBB-Ultimate Baseball Bro
The bitches don't realize professional lax gives you enough money to get passed taxes. On the other hand, if your a professional baseball player, you get enough money to buy 3 fucking countries.
UBB-Ultimate Baseball Bro
Lax player Earns.....5$ a game
Baseball player earns........over 5000$ a game.
Who do the girls like now?
Baseball player earns........over 5000$ a game.
Who do the girls like now?
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