Baseball 

An American ripoff of cricket.

American:Let's go play baseball!
Normal Human:Cricket is much manlier because you play for five days.

Baseball by chealseafan January 18, 2010

baseball 

man throws a ball at man, man hits ball man runs around sooooooo bascilly baseball is aload of shit! like every other american sport

baseball's big finals called the world series hmmm how can it be called a world series when only one fuckin country takes part an no others will beacause its aload of crap

baseball by AVFC January 1, 2008

baseball 

A sport for guys that can't play a contact sport like football cause their pussy's.

I can run around a field yeah!! Watch me hit a ball!! I suck at baseball!!

baseball by Boutin May 22, 2007

baseball 

The act of smoking the street drug, crack, usually out of a glass pipe shaped like a bat.

He gave into the pressure and played baseball at the party.

baseball by Andrew123 June 13, 2005

Baseball 

Baseball is the sport for a very special type of kids the type that think getting hit is bad so instead of playing lacrosse 🥍 they play gayball

Son: Dad I think I like men
Dad: then play BASEBALL then

Baseball by Lax kid 25 June 4, 2019

Baseball 

What pussys do during lacrosse season.

“Do you know that baseball player?” “Oh yeah that guy who cried when he got hit to the ground”

Baseball by Lacrosse lit baseball shit September 25, 2019

Baseball 

Boring.

Jeff thought of baseball when he had trouble falling asleep.

Baseball by Baseballisgay December 4, 2019