Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.

When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!

by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010

Bangerranger

A typical Elise main that sucks dick for a living

A: Fuck you man you're a fucking Bangerranger.

B: You see that guy over there? He's a Bangerranger

by Admiral Mis-Mis February 6, 2018

barfer

One who regurgitates ,pukes...from the gut/stomach.Usually caused by excess alcohol or by swallowing abstract fluid.

I think she is a big barfer.....

by Big Papa DD May 26, 2018

Monday banger

Term used by people who are drinking booze on Monday but aren't alcoholics.

Peter: Wow, fucking drinking on Mondays? Drunk.
Justin: No man, Mondays are just plain shitty. A Monday banger takes the edge off the coming work week.

by MarshalJD March 30, 2009

Spoon banger

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.

It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.

by chuzbesko August 3, 2010

pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Gravy Banger

A male who relentlessly continues to hump and pound the vajayjay after busting one, even two, nuts inside his girl.

Carl is a gravy banger. He nuts up his old lady and just pounds her to a frothy, drippy cream.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016