baps

the sweat, and possibly groin yeast from the groin area, most prodominatly found in a the area between the testicals and the upper leg on a male. Although baps is usually the name given to this mixture when someone puts there hand down their pants and smears it on an individuals face, usualyt the cheak or nasle/mouth region. 'You got bapsized', 'im hungry,-here have some baps'

'while the boys were enjoying there inflight movie, waiting for their meal, jim gave Peter some of his Baps'. As he left the table Ron sneeked some baps in his ham sandwich. 'As the group asembled outside the church, Kevin bapsized the down syndrome boy.

by bradinga July 28, 2006

bap

A back-handed slap unleashed with slightly less force than a traditional slap and renowned for its stealthy deployment. Often used to whack an unsuspecting person in the nuts.

I casually walked by James at the water cooler and gave him a solid bap in the nuts. He immediately crumpled to the ground.

by Nut Guru April 24, 2008

bap

The 'bap' is like the 'crack' i.e. what is going on at the present time. Use in affectionate questions to be pandered about between friends.

Q: 'What's the bap? Much bap going on? Any significant bap on the horizon?'

A: 'Considerable bappage is going down...'

by anonymoosh April 22, 2006

Bap

To masturbate,to rub it, to whack it.

After she rejected me I was so horny I had to BAP OFF to some porn.

by Persianjade78 September 25, 2009

baboo bap bap baboo

Something that Jeffy says while imitating hurricanes.

Jeffy: Baboo bap bap baboo.
Mario: WHAT!?

by funny guy haha real July 8, 2022

BAP

Blonde and proud.
Usually used to define a moment when a blonde does something so stupidly funny that you release your boals, spit milk out your nose or pull a muscle from laughter.

JB. "Dude were you at that party yesterday, Stacy got wrecked and woke up on a plane with a newly adopted mongolian baby called hoe-chi-mein."
PK. "Man, what a bap"
JB."I know"

by Judge Fuj June 11, 2009

baps

Slang for McDonalds, the American fast-food chain. Derived from the butchered pronunciation of the restaurant's name by it's mostly illiterate workforce. "Hi welcome to bapbonalds how can I help you?" Bapbonalds has since been shortened to baps.

Anyone want to hit up baps with me? I could really use a McChicky right about now.

by slimthiqqy December 10, 2019