Banter Fuck

The act of committing sexual acts with an individual who you have grudges or grievances with, all for the sake of quality banter.

J - I fucked Abb the over day!
W - Really?! we thought you hated her?
J - Yeah I do, It was a banter fuck. Quality banter!

Banter Fuck by GogglePops January 29, 2015

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banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

banter scale by Potato_killer July 26, 2016

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Banter Brigade

A football team who play in division 1 of Le Fifa Professional Clubs they are very good

Jako is top scorer

Pederson Penguin has the most assists
And NiftyNordfeldt has the most clean sheets

Wow Banter Brigade are fantastic

Banter Brigade by Random ft account December 3, 2020

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Banter Blanket

A person who smothers fun.

Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.

Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.

Banter Blanket by Stewie B April 2, 2010

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banter fc

Manchester United

Person 1: OMG, Manchester United lost 3-1 to Crystal Palace
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc

banter fc by jimmythelord September 22, 2020

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Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Luke: Why are you going home so early? are you using your Spacklock? or are you heading off to get some Bum Javelin action?
James: Go kill yourself.
Luke: Oh James - you are such a Banter Biter.

Banter Biter by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

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Banter Shorts

A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night.

The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.

I've got the banter shorts on lads! Shit's about to get fucked up!

Banter Shorts by Banter-Shakesphere June 2, 2011

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