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Marching Band PTSD

Marching Band PTSD is when you have gained PTSD from Marching Band. It’s could be from messing up or dropping during a performance, or it can be a little thing like showing up late for practice. There is always a consequence for everything.
Me: I had a nightmare. I think it’s from my Marching Band PTSD.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
by TacoBellShit October 20, 2019
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The Bill Clinton of Marching Band

“Harry George, you are the Bill Clinton of Marching Band” -D C
by Dryeye May 6, 2021
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band room

1)home....

2)that place where the entire band (excluding the scared little freshman who were only in concert band and missed the band bonding in marching band) eat lunch.

3)that place with that weird soundproof room that half the band gathers in to watch the band director slaughter the other band members playing Halo 2 at lunch.

4)that room in that building called the PAC that the band geeks get all fussy and resentful over when non-band people enter it and disrespect the performing arts center (home).
you mean i have another family.... who doesn't live in the band room with me? weird....
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Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.
Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."
by TheMsource December 18, 2012
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Dame Banda

A Spanish slang phrase used by Dominicans and Latinos to mean 'leave me alone'.
by Kogi ah December 13, 2019
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Sexually Active Band Geeks

The group of band junkies who either spend way to much time with the opposite sex, probably in the band room, or have watched way too much American Pie. The boys can often be caught sticking their junk in the Oboe or constructing a complex diagram of the choreography for their next competition thingy. The girls can be seen playing their saxophone or "blowing the flute," which they bring a whole new meaning to.
Sexually Active Band Geeks: "This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my p***y."
by jfiehgrvhiuve May 20, 2013
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Marching Band

Life.
The band room is your home
The bus rides your sleepovers... movies, games, truth or dare, and just being perverts!
The band wing is the cool hang out spot in the morning, even on days when you don't have band.
Social life = band. you have no time for anything else between band camp, rehersals, football games, more rehersals, competitions, auditions...
a band is a single unit that works together, in marching band, you find your very best friends, and your family.
and band can also be your source of injury like being run over by the tuba, or hit in the head by the colorguard.
in short... band = love
try marching 7/8 in the shower - falls

driving car around "snowflakes" in parking lot (actually chairs lol)

DRILL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
band memories...are the best ones I've got
by Band Geek December 1, 2004
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