ballzonia

Fine dining of italian genitalia.

Last night my girlfriend asked me what we should have for dinner and I said " how about a helping of ballzonia?"

by Opus November 20, 2003

ballzlikka

a licker of balllz; one who engages in the licking of testicles

spencer is a hella ballzlikka

by tony January 30, 2005

Ballzer

1. A rediculous event, to be whack or absurd

2. A badass situation

1. That teacher with the 12 inch fingernails was ballzer.

2. Getting laid tonight was so ballzer.

by Amanda Emrich & Stef Lyons March 27, 2008

ballzach smack

When a darshist bangs his chick 'till she's sopping wet, then gives her a slap her in the face with his wet hand.

Ballzach was three knuckles deep in his chick last night, until he decided to pull 'em out and give her a ballzach smack.

by Ballzy89 April 29, 2009

dem ballz

Deez Nuts' brother

"Hey, have you seen deez nuts lately?"

"Yeah, he's out with dem ballz."

by The Kat September 14, 2003

bazzer

In Cork City, Ireland, Bazzer means a haircut.

It could come from Irish, Bearradh Gruaige, pronounced barra grew ige.

I'm going to town for a bazzer.

by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.

Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.

by Vinter August 17, 2008