The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.
My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.
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"omg that balcony is so hot, i wanna jump off of it so hard, cause i'm horny and balconysexual" "stfu degenerate"
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1. Being a total dumbass with respect to anything sports-related (particularly fantasy football) or any subject for that matter, while providing outrageous hot takes with the utmost confidence; most likely from a balcony somewhere.
2. To mis-appropriately reference GIFs in the context of the conversation in an attempt to gain acceptance from people who hate you.
3. Jerking off over the thought or action of upsetting Cian through online bullying; which somehow also concurrently arouses Cian due to his masochistic nature.
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1. Being a total dumbass with respect to anything sports-related (particularly fantasy football) or any subject for that matter, while providing outrageous hot takes with the utmost confidence; most likely from a balcony somewhere.
2. To mis-appropriately reference GIFs in the context of the conversation in an attempt to gain acceptance from people who hate you.
3. Jerking off over the thought or action of upsetting Cian through online bullying; which somehow also concurrently arouses Cian due to his masochistic nature.
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A: Here he goes, he’s gonna balcony again.
B: “Man City dusting Bournemouth 4-0 hits different. Sammy Watkins out Tyreek Hill in and ya’ll underestimated the power of Vrabel”
B: “Man City dusting Bournemouth 4-0 hits different. Sammy Watkins out Tyreek Hill in and ya’ll underestimated the power of Vrabel”
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The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
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