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Douche Baguette 

Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.

douche baguette 

A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".
My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.

Sleaze Baguette 

Female sleaze bag.
My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.

Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
Sleaze Baguette by Furbler2.0 June 16, 2012

Astro Baguette 

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars
Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that

Nutella Baguette 

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it
Nutella Baguette by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Alaskan baguette 

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.
my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.
Alaskan baguette by Notspenc November 27, 2018